Still jokes

Stereotype

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

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  • Cousin

    The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" šŸ˜‚

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  • Content

    Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

    Daughter

    I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

    Memes

    Suicide note

    When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

    Military

    We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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  • Sally

    Why did little sally fall off the swings?

    Because she had no arms.

    What did sally get for Christmas?

    Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

    Dad

    Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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  • Kid

    What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

    A pair of gloves!

    Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.

    Aim

    My ex-wife still misses me...

    BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

    Michael Jackson

    Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

    They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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  • Phone

    Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

    Pill

    Mom: Wake up!

    Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...

    Mom: Why are you disappointed?

    Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...

    Virgin

    Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

    Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

    Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

    Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

    Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

    Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

    Antidote

    It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words ā€œantidoteā€ and ā€œanecdote,ā€ one of my best friends would still be alive.

    Present

    What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...