I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole".
The ass replied, "yes, but you still keep coming".
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
I still remember my grandpas last words is that loaded
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
