Monster jokes
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
I just bought two new biro pens.
One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.
They're filled with monster's ink.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.