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alirght im gonna drink the lo- carb one to see how it compares to the normal monster. holy shit it tastes just like the original one. theres like a weird afer taste though. kinda like a sparkling water one. i love monster ive drank about 5 cans already
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools Pranks
A. Pranken stein
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks
skinny deformed creature in the distance
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
big ugly and very weird
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.
What is a monsters favorite pace to swim?
Lake Erie!
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
