What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools Pranks
A. Pranken stein
skinny deformed creature in the distance
big ugly and very weird
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
What is a monsters favorite pace to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
what sank titanic? GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nessie is dying
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
