Game of Thrones jokes
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Game of Thrones season 8.
BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
