Game of Thrones jokes

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Game of Thrones season 8.

The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.