If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny. So I just snickered…
What do you call a dessert with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn’t that funny.
So I just Snickered.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
What’s brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is an alien’s favourite chocolate? A mars bar
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn’t that funny so I just Snickered.
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