Chocolate

Chocolate Jokes

Donut

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Slide

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.

The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”

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  • Sun

    What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

    A Milky Way 😱

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  • Mars Bar

    If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!

    Dog

    What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

    Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

    Dentist

    What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?

    Magician

    Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

    I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

    Momma

    Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

    Morning

    This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

    Babe

    My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.