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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

What do you call a dessert with an extra chromosome?

A chocolate downie.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny. So I just snickered…

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.

I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.

Edible.

What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱

Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.

It wasn’t that funny.

So I just Snickered.

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.

Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn’t that funny so I just Snickered.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

there is nothing that says eat your chocolate eggs kid like a bloody half naked jew nailed to a board.