If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
you call it turds. I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
