What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What do you call a dessert with an extra chromosome?

A chocolate downie.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny. So I just snickered…

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.


What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse

Why does Steven Hawkins eat is shoulder

He thought it tastes like chocolate

there is nothing that says eat your chocolate eggs kid like a bloody half naked jew nailed to a board.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he’ll have to call his pub a Mars Bar

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you ‘chip’ a tooth?

What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic

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