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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? – A candy baa.

The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”

What do you call a dessert with an extra chromosome?

A chocolate downie.

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny. So I just snickered…

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.


What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

there is nothing that says eat your chocolate eggs kid like a bloody half naked jew nailed to a board.

What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.

If you were a food what would you be?

Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy

Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends

Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside

the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse

I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.

Why does Steven Hawkins eat is shoulder

He thought it tastes like chocolate

Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!

Roses are red chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he’ll have to call his pub a Mars Bar

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you ‘chip’ a tooth?

What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!