Chocolate jokes
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"