Still jokes
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.