Still jokes

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

How's your dad?

What? I forgot he's still sleeping.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?

They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.