Still jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"

Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.

My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.

It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

What does a clock do when he's still hungry?

He goes back "four" seconds!

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.