Still jokes
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭