Still jokes
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.