Still jokes
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.