Light Bulb Babies

This is a dark and morbid take on a classic joke. Instead of the usual answer, it implies that a large number of babies were used to try to screw in a light bulb, but they failed. The punchline is dark humor, that the basement is still dark and, therefore, implies that something bad has happened to the babies.

• Baby
• Light Bulb
• Darkness
• Number
• Light
• Basement

• How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
• How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
• How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
• What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.