Last Word Jokes

Remembering

Anonymous
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i remember my grandfathers last words: "is that loaded?"

Log

Anonymous
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What was Steven Hawking's last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Last

Anonymous
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Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Grandma

Anonymous
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I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

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Hospital

Emma
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I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

Puns

John Doe
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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Forgetfulness

J0K3_M4ST3R
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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

Darkness

Bradthetad
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I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city

Grandpa

Jokes
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I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

Forgetfulness

Anonymous
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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

Check

AWright
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i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

Roast

Elena
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I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Remembering

JAred
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I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

Titanic

algypan
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Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

Man

Anonymous
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Famous last words:

"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

Hawkins

Anonymous
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What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

Sister

Anonymous
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I'll never forget my sister's last word. "Is it edible?"

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File

Unnamed
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What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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Son

no one
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My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

Hiroshima

Anonymous
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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’