Last Word Jokes

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

I don,t think I'm allergic to this

I will remember my biker buddies last words ̈Why did you cut in front of me ̈.

Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder