Last Word Jokes

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city

I don,t think I'm allergic to this

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’

I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"

Famous last words:

"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”