Last Word Jokes

i remember my grandfathers last words: "is that loaded?"

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

What was Steven Hawking's last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’

I don,t think I'm allergic to this

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

no witnessess

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city

I'll never forget my sister's last word. "Is it edible?"

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"