Word

Anonymous

i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

Night

Emma

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn”

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

Log

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Hearing

Anonymous

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

Word

Unnamed

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Grandma

Anonymous

I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

Grandpa

Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

Check

AWright

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

Puns

John Doe

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Word

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

Man

Anonymous

Famous last words:

“Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

Dad

Anonymous

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

Hand

J0K3_M4ST3R

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

Girlfriend

Anonomynimous

i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead

Dad

Bradthetad

I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

Sister

Anonymous

I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

Die

Mr. Dark Joke

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Nose

Anonymous

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

Watch

Anonymous

I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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