Last Word jokes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"

I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."