Last Word Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”