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Anonymous

i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

Windows

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Night

Emma

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn”

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

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Anonymous

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Unnamed

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

Grandpa

Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

Grandma

Anonymous

I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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AWright

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

Puns

John Doe

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Dad

Anonymous

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

Man

Anonymous

Famous last words:

“Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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Dad

Bradthetad

I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

Hand

J0K3_M4ST3R

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

Sister

Anonymous

I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

Nose

Anonymous

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

Titanic

algypan

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

Battery

Skye Shepherd

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

Knife

Anonymous

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

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