Last Word Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".

Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"

I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"

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I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”