Last Word Jokes

Anonymous

i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”

Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Anonymous

Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”

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Emma

I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn”

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

John Doe
in Puns

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Anonymous

I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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J0K3_M4ST3R

I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

AWright

i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.

Unnamed

What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found

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Bradthetad
in Darkness

I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

Anonymous

I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

Elena
in Roast

I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

JAred

I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!

algypan

Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

Anonymous

Famous last words:

“Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

Anonymous

I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”

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no one

My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

Anonymous

Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’