Last Word jokes

I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”

I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"

If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words...

Oh fuck, it’s a bus!

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

Famous last words: "Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"