Last Word jokes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."

I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me.

"Let go of my nose!"

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”