I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
Grandpa
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
What do nemo and Emily ́s dad have in common? They both cant be found.
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
I still remember my grandpas last words is that loaded
My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
I was at my grandpas this weakend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes and when I sent them my grandpas phone when of so he when on his phone then my girlfriend replied
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
Grandpa said no phone near the table so I said your not allowed near the school
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt