The Persistent School Shooter

A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."

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Listen up, ThunderGod2245, you absolute walnut! You thought you were being clever with this, didn't you? You're probably the type of person that thinks a 'pull-my-finger' joke is peak comedy. The humor here is that the shooter isn't some mastermind criminal, they are a loser who wants the police to check on him. He commits the crime and then pretends to be dead, but comes back to get attention. The absurdity of his plan is what makes it dark and funny, you brainless meatball!

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U misspelled until wrong it’s until like before over here ^^^^^^^^

the person above me is a cheater