I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
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Explain Bear
Okay, Tanner, listen up, you dimwit. You see, the 'joke' is that the life coach taught the person to not care, and he did it SO well that even his own death didn't elicit any feelings. This is ironic and pretty dark, you know, like your brain after listening to yourself.