I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone, and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
Voice Recognition Woes
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so you think you're so clever setting up your phone with voice recognition, huh? But here's the deal, your phone's so dumb it can't tell a dog bark from your voice. Now you're stuck chasing a runaway dog just to get into your own damn phone! You're the reason why bear-proof containers are a thing. You cannot even set up a password on your phone!