What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
