The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
