They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one
i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
stop sign: if you speed ill call your parents orphans: going 180
What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake but it ended up fulfilling the 5 year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
what do you call a running chicken
scared
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
A anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another. The death toll went sky high.
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
