Epileptic jokes
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.