Epileptic jokes
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
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What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!