Epileptic Jokes

Seizure

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

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  • Rave

    How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

    Police Officer

    A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

    Shake

    How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

    Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

    Seizure

    What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw in your dirty laundry!

    Seizure

    Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

    A: Throw in some laundry.

    Kid

    How do you make epileptic kids dance?

    Throw a flash bang in their room.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

    The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...

    Association

    I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

    Pool

    What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.

    Son

    What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.