Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
