Twin Towers Collapse Speed

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, nimrod. You think it's funny to compare the collapse of the Twin Towers to your grandma? Well, here's a newsflash: It's not funny, it's tragic and you're a dumbass for even thinking it's remotely humorous. Get some respect, kid.

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