i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
How do you call a fast boat? Usain, Usain Boat
If you're in Alabama family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
How fast does 173 move? Breakneck speeds!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
speed
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
there was this down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop and he did he pulled someone over and said " know why i pulled you over?" the guy replied " because i was speeding? " he said " no because your black
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
