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Lewandowski Breaks the Internet

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3 years ago ยท
  • He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

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    • Lewandowski

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Lewandowski, who's so speedy that when he runs, he doesn't just break a sweat, he breaks the whole dang internet! It's like saying you are so dumb you need instructions to brush your teeth!

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