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Cheetah and Lion Race

    • The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

    The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

    The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

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    Listen up, buttercup! So, the cheetah and lion are haulin' it in a race, right? Cheetah wins, no surprise there, since you should know that cheetahs are the fastest land animal, reaching speeds up to 75 mph. Then comes the wordplay. The lion calls the cheetah "a cheetah," which sounds like "a cheater." But the cheetah flips it back, callin' the lion "you lion," which sounds like "you lyin'." Get it now, slowpoke?

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