Velocity

Velocity Jokes

Feather

Which one fell first?

The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.

Clown

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

Sonic

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Hairline

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.