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βA happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.β - Albert Einstein
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims, they did 98 stories is 10 seconds
Finally doing Full Reveal
Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Yup, I'm in america.
