Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
what is the fastest country?iran
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What is red and goes 200 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender
ur mom fat lol
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ̈why did you drive so fast. ̈
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
