Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment…
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts’ which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
I’m funny but sad I submit jokes you’ll love. Look for my name in jokes you’ve read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn’t have the chance to open the gifts.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves… just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn’t pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: “You told me to aim up high”.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn’t pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"hits" me:calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves"bye bye" fbi:“FBI OPEN UP!!!”
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! Jk he hasn’t opened it yet
Guess what sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn’t opened it.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
how did they know that princess Diana had dandruff? they found her head and shoulders in the glove box
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson’s religious beliefs