Sally

Matt

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

Head

Anonymous

How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment…

Puns

Anonymous

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts’ which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

Kid

Cerberus

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.

Man

Funny but sad.

I’m funny but sad I submit jokes you’ll love. Look for my name in jokes you’ve read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn’t have the chance to open the gifts.

Kid

Hands

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves… just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet

Darkness

Dave from Doncaster

How did they know Princess Dianna had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment !!

Box

Daniel King

How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊

Head

Anonymous

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

How did they know Princess Diana had Dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Cold

dr bright

when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

Man

FalcieAdam

A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn’t pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: “You told me to aim up high”.

White

Anonymous

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

Bullying

shadow

me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn’t pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"hits" me:calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves"bye bye" fbi:“FBI OPEN UP!!!”

Hand

Anonymous

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! Jk he hasn’t opened it yet

Sally

Anonymous

Guess what sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn’t opened it.

Head

Nate

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Car

Anonymous

how did they know that princess Diana had dandruff? they found her head and shoulders in the glove box

Kid

Anonymous

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet

White

Anonymous

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson’s religious beliefs

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