At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he doesnt know where home is
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn't put my finger on it.
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball? A: they can’t find home
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them
why did Micheal Jackson run because he lost his glove
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
why cant orphans play baseball. they cant find
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
