There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*
Me: Yea-
My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*
Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.