why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
I like my women like I like my traction control disabled.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Your hairline and my car goes lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk
I can't tell whats farther the great wall of China or how far Paul Walker flew out his windshield
