5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Russian history in 5 words: “And then things got worse.”
What do you call a Russian tree?
There’s is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn’t asked me out for vodka
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. ¨You just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you?¨ The Cuban simply says, ¨See, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap.¨ The other passengers are reassured and respond with, ¨Oh, OK.¨
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. ¨You just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you?¨ The Russian simply states, ¨See, in Russia, vodka is very cheap.¨ Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, ¨Ah, yes! Of course.¨
The American scratches his head and goes, ¨I think I see the pattern here.¨ So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window!¨
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him:
- This vodka isn’t good enough for you.
- If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
“Guess how I got to Germany so fast?”
“Because I was Russian!”
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
imagine the russians showing up late to the 1917 revoloution with a tsarbucks in hand. they were late so I guess they weren’t russian. They were probaly stalin.
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled “vodka” and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled “beer” and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, “oh shit”.
if at first you don’t succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn’t for you
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries “I want to live in the Soviet Union!”
Why shouldn’t you buy Russian underpants ?
Because Chernobyl fallout .
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
I like this Russian girl but she hasn’t asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka
When you’re Russian to the bathroom, and when you’re finished you’re from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?