I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
what is a fish with no eyes? A fsh!!!!!!!
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
Can a match box? No but a tin can.
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school
So I had him bring my wife
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
