Object

Object Jokes

Lambo

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Rope

What did the rope say to me?

"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"

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  • Lamp

    I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

    Clock

    Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

    Boomerang

    I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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  • Circle

    You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

    Mom

    What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

    They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

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  • Windmill

    Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.

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  • Golf Ball

    What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    Ladder

    I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.