Object jokes
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Dolly (DYM 79).
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.