Object jokes
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
How do you get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Doritos.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Dolly (DYM 79).
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.