If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so the joke plays on the stereotype that Russians love vodka and are super quick. The punchline is that the Russian would take amphetamine to grab a falling wallet, which makes no sense but is kinda funny. You probably have never seen a ruble in your life, so this is probably too high level for you.