yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
What is black white and red all over? A sunburnt zebra
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
What hhhhb did I do with the internet for
yo mama so fat that she doesn’t need the internet, she is worldwide.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “…you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Me: makes chuck norris meme Internet: all the other memes are dead now Me: well shit.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I’m probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn’t feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn’t want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn’t say a word about it, he didn’t move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:
grabbing kid Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama’s last name is- gunshot