Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Like if you think I'm stupid.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
