I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Like if you think I'm stupid.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
