why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
Who is the king of Reddit? Sam Ryan
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? because he is
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
Error code 404 "Will to live" not found
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working
Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
