Internet jokes
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
straight (DYM 56)
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Go touch some grass, bro.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
of (DYM 114)
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!