Internet

Internet Jokes

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her