Speed

Speed jokes

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.