i went 80 mph on a school zone and one of the speed bumps screamed am i hallucinating?
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that? Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?" Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
I wonder of Steven hawking was a organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
