Pilot's Last Flight

A Muslim

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Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this pilot dude is all like, "I'm not gonna die alone!" and then he floors it straight into the Twin Towers. Geddit? It's funny because it's a plane crashing into a building, and you probably think that's just a normal Tuesday!

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

the last part ruined the joke so heavily i almost ran myself out of a window.

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