A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? – A stumblie-mumblie.
How do you execute a retard
The Electric Wheelchair
What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
What’s simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded
Nevermind it’s retarded
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke
what’s a mentally retarded person’s favorite colour? clear
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
Why is flour retarded?
Because it’s in-bread.