What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes
Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.
what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
How do you execute a retard
The Electric Wheelchair
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition? He saw flashing lights
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him
Nevermind it’s retarded
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
