A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? – A stumblie-mumblie.

What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded

How do you execute a retard

The Electric Wheelchair

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded

Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.

What’s simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes

Nevermind it’s retarded

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

Retards

Why is flour retarded?

Because it’s in-bread.

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him