what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? – A stumblie-mumblie.

What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock whos there

the chicken…

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant

Nevermind it’s retarded

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong

What’s simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

Retards

How do you execute a retard

The Electric Wheelchair

So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

im fucking retarted

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink