Break

Anonymous

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink

Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

7

Talkie

Anonymous

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? – A stumblie-mumblie.

2

Race

Anonymous

What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

Win

Paddy losty

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded

5

Electric

NuggetleBuglet

How do you execute a retard

The Electric Wheelchair

2

Kid

Anonymous

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool

0

Smoking

Anonymous

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

4

Sally

N1GG3R

Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded

Favorite

Anonymous

Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.

0

Plane

Anonymous

What’s simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

2

Potato

Mom's Spagett

What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes

Syndrome

Urmomgay

Nevermind it’s retarded

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant

2

Oven

Wheelchair69

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

0

Vegetable

dankmemester

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

0

Vegetable

dankmemester

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

0

Flour

Anonymous

Why is flour retarded?

Because it’s in-bread.

Wave

Anonymous

Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him