Retardation jokes
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
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What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.