What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
