Retardation

Retardation Jokes

Name

What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

Victim

What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes.

Kid

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

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  • Kid

    Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?

    A: Wave at him.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.