A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? – A stumblie-mumblie.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded

How do you execute a retard

The Electric Wheelchair

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded

What’s simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes

Nevermind it’s retarded

Retards

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant

So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the retards house.

knock knock whos there

the chicken…

I told my dad that I’m gay he replied ‘’no your retarded”,then he went off to kiss a baby