A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? – A stumblie-mumblie.
What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
How do you execute a retard
The Electric Wheelchair
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato
Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded
Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.
What’s simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Nevermind it’s retarded
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it’s in-bread.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree? A: Wave at him