Retardation jokes
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
This is so true
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
The retards take the ancestry tests at 24andMe.com.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.