Retardation jokes
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
This is so true
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She's retarded.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Q: How do you get the retard kid out of the tree?
A: Wave at him.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.