what do you call a r..... smoking weed? a baked potato

Why did the chicken cross the road.

to get to the r.....s house.

knock knock whos there

the chicken…

What did the mentally r.....ed kid get on his test? Drool

What do you call a walkie-talkie for r.....s? – A stumblie-mumblie.

What do you call it when hitler puts r.....s in the oven? Baked potatoes

what do you call a bunch of r.....ed kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What do you call a r..... in a house fire?

Flame R.....ant

How do you execute a r.....

The Electric Wheelchair

What did the Chinese family name their r.....ed kid? Something Wong

What do you call a r.....ed ironman? Robert Downie Junior

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being r.....ed

What do you call a r.....ed and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial r.....ed kids?Mixed vegetables.

Whats a r..... favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.

What do you call a Downie who loves playing golf? A tee tard.

A r..... won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink

Don’t use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you’ll end up in the r.....ed situation Stephen Hawking went through


what do u call a load of r.....s in a swimming pool vegetable soup