A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? – A stumblie-mumblie.

How do you execute a retard

The Electric Wheelchair

What is a retards favorite race? The grand autismo

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What’s simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

Whats a retard favorite rockband? Syndrome of a down.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She’s retarded

Nevermind it’s retarded

What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

What do you call a retard with a boner? a slowpoke

what’s a mentally retarded person’s favorite colour? clear

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

Why is flour retarded?

Because it’s in-bread.