Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo Mama's Belly Button
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mama being so overweight that even her belly button needs a head start to get home. It's like saying she's so big, she bends space-time. You probably don't understand, because your mama is probably a skeleton.