Solution jokes
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis? A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.