Solution jokes

If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.

Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

How do you stop a baby from crying?

You drown it.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Violence is never the answer:

It's the solution.