Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Solution Jokes
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.