Solution jokes
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?