In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Your hairline is like math expression there is no solution.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
vilonce is never the awnser: it's the solution
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go! If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder) will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian? That was my brain teaser for you guys! make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Anybody home? :)
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So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
