In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
