Parachute Mix-Up

The greatest doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,

"People need me for my excellent medicine!" and jumps out. The smart man grabs one and shouts,

"People are in need of my great knowledge!" and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,

"You are too young. Take the final parachute and go." The geek instead says,

"No, there are two parachutes left, the 'smart' one took my backpack."

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Listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggin! This joke is about a doctor, a smarty-pants, a geek, and a preacher on a plane. When the pilot kicks the bucket, they find out there aren't enough parachutes. The doc and the know-it-all bail, thinking they're too important to die. The preacher is all noble and offers the last chute to the geek. But plot twist! The geek reveals the "smart" guy was actually a dumb-dumb who grabbed his backpack instead of a parachute. So, the smart guy is as smart as you are which is to say, not very, and is going to go splat!

Comments (1)

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5 years ago

turns out the smartest man was blonde