Momma jokes
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!