Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy ?
Because momma never raised no pussy .