Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Your mom is so fat she wake up on both sides of the bed
spell i c u p i see you pee
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
I have a secret crush on yo momma
Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
joe momMa
YO MOMMA
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy ?
Because momma never raised no pussy .
