Momma jokes
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Spell "I C U P." I see you pee.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.