There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said…

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Your momma so stupid when someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl

Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Your momma so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she’d die

Yo momma so short…You can see her feet on her driver’s license photo!!

Yo momma so stupid…weather man says it chilli outside…instead of a jacket…She gets a bowl and spoon!!!

Yo momma so fat her 4 kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, “Mom why is my name Rose?”

The mom responded, “Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head.”

The second one asks her, “Then why is my name Daisy?”

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, “When you were born, Daisy petals on your head.”

The last one said, “DUH DUR SURH!”

The mom said, “SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!”

Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s

yo momma’s so hairy that when the baby came out it got rug burn

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!

your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween

Your momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)