Yo momma so short...You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mom is so fat she wake up on both sides of the bed
spell i c u p i see you pee
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your momma so old she has been a waitress at the last supper
YOU'RE MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA HOOPS WITH A CHEERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so ugly she made my happy meal cry
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
Yo Momma so fat she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her lagrangian points.
