Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Your mom is so fat she wake up on both sides of the bed
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
spell i c u p i see you pee
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
