Solution jokes
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓