Solution jokes
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
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What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.