Solution jokes
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.