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I was going to make a chemistry joke… But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction

My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH

Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

I told a chemistry joke once. There was no reaction.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but i wouldnt get a reaction

i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry…

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is “stable”