Chemistry

Chemistry Jokes

Atom

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it had its ion someone else.

    Atom

    Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

    Meteor

    Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

    Because it’s a little meteor.

    Atom

    Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

    Date

    I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

    I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

    Water

    If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

    H2O cubed.

    Ion

    Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

    H20

    Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

    Only one man came out alive.

    Gold

    So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

    Enzyme

    What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

    You can't hear an enzyme.

    Potassium

    Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

    Because all of his friends argon.