Chemistry jokes

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

AP Chemistry.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

I make science puns, but only periodically.

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

Only one man came out alive.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.