Chemistry jokes

I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."

AP Chemistry.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

I make science puns, but only periodically.

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

Only one man came out alive.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)