Chemistry jokes
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
AP Chemistry.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Think like a proton and stay positive!
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.