I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said Na Br O
AP Chemistry
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
