Chemistry jokes
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
AP Chemistry.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."