I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said Na Br O
AP Chemistry
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had its Ion someone else.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says ̈I want h20” the other said ̈ I want h20 too ̈ The second scientist died.
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
