I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had its Ion someone else.
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said Na Br O
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says ̈I want h20” the other said ̈ I want h20 too ̈ The second scientist died.
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
2 Scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks for a glass of H2O, the second one asks for a glass of H2O too, the second one dies, why?
AP Chemistry
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
