Solution jokes
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
How do you stop a baby from crying?
You drown it.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.