how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.