The 25+ Best Solution Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

What do you do when your baby starts screaming? Use more lube.

Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

vilonce is never the awnser: it's the solution

I don’t see what the problem is.

The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?

Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz

Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".