A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea? Husband : No, I like after "T"! .............. It means: the letter "U" : you!
i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
