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A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
