The Fiery Solution

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. So, you, like, think setting someone on fire is gonna make 'em comfy? A match gives a little heat, that's for a moment. But when you light a dude up like a Christmas tree, well, that's a way bigger deal, and it's not comfy, it's deadly. You're literally turning him into a walking bonfire. It's a joke because the second statement turns into something very bad, so like, don't do that! Now, go back to coloring or whatever.