Hunger

Hunger jokes

World hunger

    • Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.

    Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?

    Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.

    Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.

    Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.

    Me: ...

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    • Difference

    • What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

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    • Hunger memes

    Doctor

    • John pretended to be a doctor.

    Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

    John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

    Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

    John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

    Motu said, "I lost my memory."

    John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

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    • Cannibal

    • So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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    • Drive

    • It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

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    • Orphan

    • If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

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    • Oxygen

    • I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

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    • Appetite

    • Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.

    From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.

    No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.

    A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.

    He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.

    But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.

    In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.

    So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.

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