Hunger

Hunger Jokes

Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.

Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?

Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.

Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.

Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.

Me: ...

So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."

STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION

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I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining