Hunger

Hunger jokes

World hunger

  • Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.

    Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?

    Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.

    Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.

    Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.

    Me: ...

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  • Cannibal

  • So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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  • Difference

  • What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

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  • Man

  • A fat man meets a skinny man.

    The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

    And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

    Horse

  • Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

    "Moo!" says the second.

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  • Poster

  • A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

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  • Wordplay

  • When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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