Hunger jokes
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.