Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
how to solve world hunger and over population?
cannabalism
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!