Hunger Jokes

how to solve world hunger and over population?

cannabalism

Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...

So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)

A Rainbow.

Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."

Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.

I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining

How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand

I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline

What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

What do you call field day in Africa?

The hunger games

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.