When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked If I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt and he disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts? - no - THATS THE SPIRIT!
what is a ghost favorite cake? i scream cake!
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What happened when the man died: yes
