Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.

Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost

Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!

  • wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
  • no
  • THATS THE SPIRIT!

What do ghosts put on their bagels?

Scream Cheese! 🧀😱

What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?

Scream Cheese 😱.

what room does a ghost not want to be in?

      the living room

What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger

What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist

What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?

Scream Cheese.

What do you call a ghost bee???

Boobees

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?

Cauliflower!

what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.

there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!

What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?

Ghoul-aid!

Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b… accent: Ohhh… MY God BECKY… L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. BIG BEAT DROP I…LIKE…BIG…BUTT…I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose

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