Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz
Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
- THATS THE SPIRIT!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do you call a ghost bee???
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
What’s a ghost’s favorite drink?
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!