Ghost jokes
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!