Ghost

Ghost Jokes

Spirit

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

Memes

Death

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

Emo

An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

The tree ghosted her.

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  • Self Harm

    I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

    Mirror

    Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

    Date

    I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

    I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

    Penaldo

    I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

    Sandwich

    What would you find on a haunted beach?

    A sand-witch!

    "Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

    House

    I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

    Trick

    Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

    Harlem, New York.

    Boo

    Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?

    They only come out for the boos.

    Pristiano Penaldo

    Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.