Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.
What did me an my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
Why can't England play chess... because they lost their queen
Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
