Strategy Jokes

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯

2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you