Solution jokes
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis? A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Baal jharne ke upay?
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.