What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
Dishwasher Solution: A Morbid Proposal
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead! This "joke" is all about being dark and twisted. Instead of fixing the dishwasher, the joke suggests hitting your wife. Get it? It's messed up, sexist, and totally not cool, which is what makes it "dark humor." You probably think it's funny because you have the brain the size of a peanut!
No one
Wow this is hella sexist
allah
good christ
Arcee
You fragging sexist. Piece of Slag! You should go jump in a smelter. You can burn, for all I care.
Matthias
Why are so many commenters on this site completely retarded?
sith lord of dark jokes
it is literally a site about offensive and dark jokes
Tiddies
all these snowflakes lookin for jokes at the wrong place if they think this is bad, it only gets worse from here (and funnier), so if you cant take them, get out because we dont want you here.
The Man
The title of the site is dark jokes. Some people are just too easily offended
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@the Man some people are just dumb
grow up
youre a terrible person lmao. so unfunny.
hear me out
I get why people are getting mad at this joke, (or at least if you can call it that), however if you wanted to find funny jokes that don't offend people then you came to the wrong place, please if you don't like these jokes don't waste your time writing a comment like i have just find another website that wont offend you
Why do you need to know?
Literally I'm a woman and this is funny as hell
Mikhail Anemoi
@Arcee hmph you f'ing cuck you don't even have the right to get offended you are just a cum dumpster
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@Mikhail Anemoi Shut the fuck up
Anonymous
Not funny.