Skill jokes
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
Im the best at tetris
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive. Must be Asian.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Follow me if you know someone smart.