Knowledge jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Who is this Gwen person?
Posts a couple of memes, leaves, does so again in a year
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."