Knowledge jokes
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
A... B... Sea?
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!