Knowledge jokes
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
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There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Cool little titbit.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.
A... B... Sea?
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.