19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don't spit.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
dumb person: wat idk mean
person 1: I don’t know
dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol
person 1: wait idk means-
dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN
googol: I don’t know
dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
Isn't having Depersonalization mean that your like the animatronics off of fnaf/five night of freddies (if you don't know what Depersonalization is look it up)
