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What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?


What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?

a frog in a blender

Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead

What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!

what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender

What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad

What is a frog’s favourite drink? Croaka-cola!

Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment

what’s green then red all over?

a frog in a blender! :)