what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
Why are frogs đ¸ good at basketball đ?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says âRibbit, Ribbitâ and the other says âRub it, Rub itâ.
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
Go Kermit toaster bath
What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Whatâs the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
What do frogs đ¸ eat?
French Flies!
Why wasnât the frog đ¸ crying?
Because he was hoppy.
