What’s green and smells like ham.
Kermit the frogs fingers
Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.
What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender
What happens when a frog parks illegally.
It gets toad
What is a frog’s favourite drink?
Whats green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frogs finger.
what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married?
He doent like kermitment
what’s green then red all over?
a frog in a blender! :)