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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?

a frog in a blender

What’s green and smells like ham.

Kermit the frogs fingers

What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!

What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad

What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson’s funeral?

Nothing…

Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead

What is a frog’s favourite drink? Croaka-cola!

Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment

what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender

Whats green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger.

what turns green to red in a flick of a switch?A frog in a blender.

what’s green then red all over?

a frog in a blender! :)